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1. 5 Favorite artists (musical)-modest mouse, the roots, jurassic 5, ashlee simpson, annnnd jessica simspon
2. 5 Favorite books-i dont fuckin read, u jews kno that, unless its the BIBLE, bt i gues uve never read it, hav u?
3. 5 Favorite movies- americn history x, super troopers, anchorman, fight club, girls gone wild,dormroom edition
4. Lets be honest...jewish, or not? skateboardism
5. If so, what form? (i.e reform etc.) H.S.S ism
6. Political party affiliated with (or most views shared) holyshit ur serious bout this jew comunity, umm the moon landing wasa scandal???? is that wut wanted
7. Do any of your family members work for the media?hahaha, does painting the house count as media work
8. Is anyone in your immediate family a doctor, lawyer, banker, etc.? hahaha, nicks dad is, hes like a second father rite, we'll just say yes
9. Is it true that jews enjoy oral sex 66 percent more than goyums? its actually 69 percent
10. If livejournal COSTED MONEY, do you think you'd be here, right now? haha cuz jews r cheap, im not jewish but my family values cheapness
11. Why did you apply here? cuz i wanna make fun of jews
12. Post 3+ pictures, here we look for beauty, or ridiculously jewish looking people
S"> damn u see m everyday, ryan. i hav a big nose that may fool u on my religionality.